Are you a terrorist? And what are you doing with that sock?

Harrow Council have reportedly started offering classes to help Muslim mothers recognise signs that their children are being recruited into extremist groups over the internet.

Apparently the signs to look out for are:

young people becoming secretive about their web use and shutting down browsers suddenly

and:

becoming withdrawn or difficult after using the computer

Hmmmm, I don't think it's only Muslims being drawn into extremist groups who would exhibit those warning signs.
Add a warning to look out for rapidly diminishing supplies of tissues and socks, and every pubescent boy with an internet connection will be on their way to Guantanamo Bay.